Bullshit Quotes

Quotes on Bullshit.

  • The deadliest bullshit is odorless and invisible.
    o William Gibson

  • Money talks, bullshit walks.
    o Anonymous (quoted in Twins (movie))

  • Let the bullshit blow in the breeze.
    o Pharcyde, from the album Labcabincalifornia

  • I need some fresh air, the stench of the bullshit is choking me.
    o Henno (Ross Kemp), Ultimate Force (TV Series)

  • Hey, Upham. Mind that you don’t step in the bullshit.
    o Pvt. Jackson (Barry Pepper), Saving Private Ryan (movie)

  • He has a BS in BS.
    o Lethal Weapon 4 (movie)

  • Achoo! … Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.
    o Del Spooner (Will Smith), I, Robot

  • He calls bullshit in this bar.
    o Dallas 362

  • Good luck walks and bullshit flies.
    o “Intermission”, by the Scissor Sisters

  • One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so much bullshit.
    o Harry Frankfurt, On Bullshit

  • Jake: You lied to me!

    Elwood: It wasn’t lies, it was … bullshit.
    o The Blues Brothers

  • You know what? There’s a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend …
    o Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm

  • America’s leading industry, America’s most profitable business, is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure, American bullshit. And the sad part is, most people seem indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources; advertising, politics, salesmen. Not true. Bullshit is everywhere. Bullshit is rampant. Parents are full of shit. Teachers are full of shit. Clergymen are full of shit. And law enforcement people are full of shit. This entire country is completely full of shit and always has been from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution to the Star Spangled Banner. It’s really nothing more than one big steaming pile of red-white-and-blue all American bullshit. Because, think of how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us “All men are created equal.” Oh, yeah, all men. Except for indians and niggers and women, right? I always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of un-elected white-male land-holding slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrasingly full of shit.
    o George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

  • You know what bullshit means??Bullshit is what you mind contains.
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