Escalators Quotes

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  • An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience”.
    o Mitch Hedberg

  • The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious comforts –the automatic elevator, the escalator, the cafeteria –are depriving us of volition and moral and physical energy.
    o Edward Dahlberg

  • Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still.
    o Patricia Russell-McCloud

  • If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
    o Demetri Martin

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