Guillotine Quotes


  • My machine will take off a head in a twinkling and the victim will feel nothing but a refreshing coolness. We cannot make too much haste, gentlemen, to allow the nation to enjoy this advantage.
    o Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, Statement to the French Assembly, 1789.

  • “In the social equation, the value of a single life is nil; in the cosmic equation, it is infinite… Not only communism, but any political movement which implicitly relies on purely utilitarian ethics, must become a victim to the same fatal error. It is a fallacy as naïve as a mathematical teaser, and yet its consequences lead straight to Goya’s Disasters, to the reign of the guillotine, the torture chambers of the Inquisition, or the cellars of the Lubianka.”
    o Arthur Koestler, The Invisible Writing

  • “There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zen Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women’s Lib/Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme.”
    o Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451: Coda 1979

  • And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they’d probably put my head in a guillotine
    o Bob Dylan, “It’s Alright, Ma”

  • “As the trend in the ballots slowly made me realize that — in a manner of speaking the guillotine would fall on me — I started to feel quite dizzy. I thought that I had done my life’s work and could now hope to live out my days in peace. I told the Lord with deep conviction, ‘Don’t do this to me. You have younger and better (candidates) who could take up this great task with a totally different energy and with different strength.’ Evidently, this time he didn’t listen to me.”
    o Pope Benedict XVI, Comments on his election as Pope during his first audience with German pilgrims, original comments given in German.

  • Leela: Is this some sort of brain scanner?

    Professor Farnsworth: Some sort, yes. In France it’s called a guillotine.
    [Leela dodges the blade as the professor drops it.]
    Leela: Professor! Can’t you examine my brain without removing it?
    Professor Farnsworth: Yes, easily.

  • Futurama, The Sting [4.12]


  • Surrealism has been the drunken flame that guides the steps of the sleepwalker who tiptoes along the edge of the shadow that the blade of the guillotine casts on the neck of the condemned.
    o Octavio Paz

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