Prank calls Quotes

  • “Do you have prince albert in a can? Well you’d better let him out!”
  • “Is your refrigerator(/nose) running? Well you’d better go and catch it!”

    Bart Simpson was well known for his phone calls to Moe’s bar. Some examples of this type of prank call are shown below. A good compilation of these is at http://www.doheth.co.uk/lists/prank.shtml

    Caller: Is Al there? Callee: Al? Caller: Yeah, Al. Last name Kahalic? Callee: Hold on, I’ll check. Phone call for Al… Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?

    Burton’s Pig Farm Prank

    Caller: Hi, is this Burton’s Pig Farm? I ordered some hog and was wondering if they’d arrived.

    Callee: No, this is ‘s house.

    Call again ten minutes later, with new voice . Caller: Hi, is this Burton’s Pig Farm? I ordered some hogs and was wondering if they’d arrived.

    Callee: No, this is ‘s house.

    Repeat as many times as you can. Final call.

    Caller: Hi, this is Sandy BoVina with Burton’s Pig Farm. I was expecting some orders. Have you had any calls for me?

    Callee: Arrrrrggggghhhhh!

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